
John Hughes’ Unproduced Screenplays
By: Kerry Liethen
John Hughes was a consummate artist, dedicated to writing – be it journaling, shortstories, or screenplays – so it was not surprising to find information on a handful of scripts he wrote that never saw the light of day. As often occurs with writing screenplays the decision to greenlight a project does not occur when pen hits the paper or with the screenwriter, but with “the powers that be” (AKA: studios), which perhaps might explain why some of Hughes’ scripts (see below) were never produced. But there might be other reasons and by taking a closer look at the script summaries, or at times a mere title, I will attempt to compare how these potential screenplays would hold up against Hughes’ produced works.
In March 2010 Vanity Fair article by David Kamp, Anthony Michael Hall reported that The Last Good Year was an idea that Hughes pitched to Hall about the last good year being 1962, pre-Beatles’ invasion. This certainly was not Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, but to me the script idea seems to hint closer to the unsuccessful drama/comedy of Reach the Rock. Had this idea came to fruition it may have given audiences a different way of viewing Hughes’ writing instead of him being pigeonholed as a writer of teen angst.
The History of Ohio From The Beginning Of Time To The End Of The Universe, a collaboration with P. J. O’Rourke, fellow Lampoon editor, which was to be an adaptation inspired by Lampoon’s Sunday Newspaper Parody. This screenplay would have been fun to see on screen. The absurd humor of the Lampoon’s Sunday Newspaper Parody might have even held up to Vacation.
Jaws 3: People 0 was a parody sequel. This may have found an audience in today’s market of YouTube and streaming video, however, I cannot quite see this script going beyond five or ten minutes, which might have been why Universal shelved the script. This script just seems out of left field for Hughes’- it was not Uncle Buck or Christmas Vacation.
His script, Bartholomew Vs. Neff was to star Sylvester Stallone and John Candy as feuding neighbors. When I look back on John Candy’s working relationship with John Hughes’ I believe this would have been just as entertaining as Planes, Trains, & Automobiles or The Great Outdoors. I think the casting of Sylvester Stallone may have been off a bit, but I think some of Hughes’ greatest adult comedies came from conflicting characters so perhaps considering casting Stallone wasn’t a bad idea after all.
Perhaps one screenplay that I would be anxious to read was The Bee, a feature for Disney. Was this a screenplay with animated characters in mind? Or was this to be similar to 101 Dalmations (Glenn Close version) or Flubber (the 1961 revamped The Absent Minded Professor)? Not that 101 Dalmations was a complete disaster, but these films never quite achieved the status that many of his previous works and are not as readily mentioned when looking back upon Hughes’ career, so it is possible that it was a good thing that The Bee was never produced lest it became another disappointing Baby’s Day Out.
The next Hughes screenplay is The Grisbeys, which is about a wealthy family who lose their fortune, forcing them to move to the other side of the tracks during Christmas. Call me crazy, but this strikes me as a cross between the Griswold’s family (Vacation) and the McCallister’s (Home Alone). With Hughes’ knack for family drama and comedy The Grisbeys might have been twice as entertaining a picture to view than Vacation or Home Alone and touch upon the darker themes that were brought to light in Pretty In Pink.
Hughes’ Tickets was a script about a group of teens waiting overnight for free tickets to a farewell concert. Tickets, had it been produced, could have been just as impressive for music lovers as Nick Hornby’s High Fidelity or Cameron Crowe’s Almost Famous. If you have ever stood in line for your favorite band you understand that a concert is not just a concert, it’s an experience to see one of the Gods in person, live, whose sweat you can practically feel as you’re squished together with people you’ve never met before in your life. And when you are a teenager this is pretty much a religious experience that you will never forget. Hughes’ knack for incorporating unknown bands and his musical appreciation is well known, which is why my bet would be a dialogue driven piece, with rich character development, perhaps akin to The Breakfast Club meets Some Kind of Wonderful – a teen coming-of-age film with a splash of angst thrown in for good measure.
Lastly, but certainly not least, is Lovecats. A script inspired by The Cure’s 1983 single “The Lovecats.” And how amazing would this have been? Lovecats could have held up against Sixteen Candles (as a fan of The Cure and Robert Smith, I would have stood in line overnight to see this film based on the title alone) – perhaps minus Long Duk Dong. And for anyone who appreciates music, Lovecats along with Tickets, would have been two must-see Hughes’ films.
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